Mean People Suck

Smash & Grab

You know what they got? A grocery bag with a pair of muddy, five year-old tennis shoes and a ten year-old bath towel, and a $10 Old Navy messenger bag with ten year-old maps of Seattle and Bellevue, a largely blank three-subject notebook, some business cards, some Tully's Coffee coupons, a pocketknife, a mechanical pencil, a ballpoint pen, some Blistex, some ibuprofen, a bee sting kit, and an albuterol inhaler.

Can't imagine that was worth their trouble.


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