Banks really suck
Since it's tax season:
At some point, I have probably mentioned that banks are unreliable, predatory, wildly incompetent institutions whose main purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, for as long as possible? And if that doesn't work, they'll just invent information about you out of thin air and report it to the IRS? You know, for giggles?
Really? I'm sure I must have said something...
Hey, what's life without fine print?