Geoff Duncan

It's Sunday. Laundry day for most of my neighbors.

One of them is apparently using a new fabric softener. I swear it smells exactly like Bubblicious "Bubblegum" flavor gum.

I think I'm going to be sick. But I can't think what's going to make me throw up: the odor itself, or the visceral memories of "F" hall at Clayton Middle School that it wrenches forth.