Geoff Duncan

I've never been a sports guy, but whenever I see a boxer or martial artist or someone wearing a mouth guard, I get this little tiny urge to hit them in the mouth. Just to see if it works. (Never mind the thought that crosses my mind when I realize some sweaty, macho, six-pack abs guy is wearing a cup.)

Anyway: this week I saw my first chin implant. (OK, my first obvious chin implant.) And contrary to the expectations of the implantee, this cosmetic procedure did not produce a more masculine, forceful, or otherwise more rugged, manly, or handsome appearance.

It made me want to pop him on in the chin.