Oh, look. A Contact Form.

After years of avoiding the cliché, I've put a contact form on my personal pages. Someone—who remains anonymous—just spent ten minutes on the phone with me whining that it took him forever to find someone with any contact information on me at all, and his call was really important. And he was pissed off to have wasted so much time trying to track me down, and couldn't believe I didn't publish an email address on my Web pages.

His call was not important. Not to me anyway.

But I figured he kinda had a point: even though my email addresses aren't secret and haven't changed in bazillions of Internet years, if you don't know me you might not be able to figure it out. So... while I was the target of this caller's vitriol, I cobbled together a contact form.