Quantification Clarification

I hate to quote myself, but, dang it, sometimes when I'm right I'm right:

When referring to numbers using non-specific decriptive terms, please apply the following guide to ensure you use the correct terminology and avoid confusing the bleeping bleeps out of your readers:

A or an = one
couple = two
few = three to five
some = four to ten
several = five to a couple dozen
quite a few = eight to a couple dozen
many = ten to a couple dozen
bunch = ten to a couple dozen
umpteen = one to two dozen
bunches = twenty or more
lot or lots = twenty or more
heap or heaps = more than 50
kerjillion = more than 100

Come on, people; it's not difficult. Sheesh