Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot toot toot.

Oh rapture, oh joy.

One of the elementary-school aged children downstairs has a recorder. And is trying to play the three-note version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" with all his or her might.

Oh rapture, oh joy.

I'm starting to wish I'd never sold the 800 watt bass amp.