Geoff Duncan

You know when you're walking or driving along, and you see the older, inexpensive, not-so-great looking car in a parking spot with its lights on and the driver nowhere in sight? And you think to yourself, "Leaving his lights on—feh. I would never do that. His battery's gonna be dead. What a pud."

Well, that pud would be me. And while you're going about your day content in your automobile light-management superiority, I can only offer that I seem to have the only car on the planet which doesn't beep, buzz, blink, or chime if you leave the lights on and take the key out of the ignition.

Feh, indeed.