Geoff Duncan

According to today's email, I need to increase my breast size, increase the size of my "private member," purchase a pay-per-view descrambler, copy my DVDs to ordinary CDs, own a selection of Internet keywords, apply for three new mortgages, increase my sales, earn $5,000 a month at no cost to me, order a selection of prescription medications online, get my credit fixed, register to win a free room of furniture, and... uh, join the spam revolution before everyone else does.